my new favorite tumblr blog

my new favorite tumblr blog

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You know what they say: Life is like a box of chocolates, but the chocolates have been replaced with big bugs and you have to eat the bugs and you’re on television. It’s a reality show called Eat The Bugs and this is the pilot episode. You eat all of those bugs, but the show never gets picked up so nobody ever sees it and you don’t win the big cash prize that they promised. That’s what life is like. 

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"I despise the kind of book that tells you … how to make yourself happy! The first duty of philosophy is making you understand what deep shit you are in."

- Slavoj Žižek (via blackestdespondency)

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The Moldy Peaches - Steak for Chicken

"Who mistook the steak for chicken?, who am i gunna stick my dick in?"

"Who mistook these baths for showers?, who fucked up that Leaning Tower?"

smoking crack and cutting crack

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a marine was in a college class taught by a liberal gay demon professor. one day the professor said “if god is real, he will suck my dick” after ten minutes of silence the tough marine got up from his seat and sucked the liberal aclu professor’s dick. the professor came. “what did you do that for?” the marine answered “god was busy building ford trucks shirtless so he sent me to suck dick”

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greek aphorisms for sophie

just a quick spam-post… these are my (now not so new anymore) tats. thank you tanya!

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every episode of x-files

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i wish i was even half as brave as finn

the realest

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